“average person reads 3 Shakespeare plays during school" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person reads 0 Shakespeare plays during school. English Major Georg, who specialized in 1600s English poetry & reads over 10,000 lines of Shakespeare each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
can’t trust anyone who criticises the mamma mia movie. like wtf are you even criticising. the plot?? the characterisation?? my brother in christ they put meryl streep, colin firth and amanda seyfried on an island, got them drunk and asked them to sing abba songs in the campest way possible that’s LITERALLY. IT. by this point you have to just assume that you’re the problem.
bitches be like “but we never learn who her father is!!” uh yeah we do she has Three??
You must know it was all for you. If your feelings are still what they were, tell me so at once. My affections and wishes have not changed, but one word from you will silence me forever. If, however, your feelings have changed, I will have to tell you: you have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love you. I never wish to be parted from you from.
hey, i’m sorry, i ate your boyfriend’s heart. yeah it was after he slandered, scorned and dishonoured my kinswoman. in the marketplace yeah. i mean he was approved in the height a villain so- yeah no i’m really sorry
